Out of the Mouths of Babes

Real conversation from the other day:

M: Ima, I have to tell you something.
I: (encouraging noise)
M: Ima, don't say (encouraging noise), say "yes"
I: Yes?
M: Tuvia (male, 3 yr old good friend) is my baby's daddy.
I: Really?
M: And I'm my baby's mommy.
I: What's your baby's name? [I thought she would name Nesya, a friend who is a baby she claims as her little sister]
M: Meital, like me!